Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
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SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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