im gay
i know
yea but for you.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
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the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
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Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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