I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
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My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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