i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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