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(804): View more from Virginia

id be glad to

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(908): View more from New Jersey

bl l w

(201): View more from New Jersey

this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.

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(727): View more from Florida

she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?

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(586): View more from Michigan

so how was last night?

(1-586): View more from Michigan

got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night

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(314): View more from Missouri

I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.

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(309): View more from Illinois

I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums

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