i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
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I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
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