THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
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I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize