yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
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thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
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He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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