I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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