My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
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I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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