mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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