its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
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Im part way to drunk.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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