We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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