I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
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I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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