In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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