I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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