spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
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I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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