nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Farmville is her only friend.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
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Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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