How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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