whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
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You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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