I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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