I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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