Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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