yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
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I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
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He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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