No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
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He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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