Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
This house was built for laser tag.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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