Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
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I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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