today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
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Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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