I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
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You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
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I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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