yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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