You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
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