Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
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Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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