hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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