So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
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He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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