so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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