i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
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Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
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So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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