you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
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you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
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