My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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