Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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