Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
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I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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