you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize