One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
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He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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