Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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