Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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