I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
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All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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