Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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