Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
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Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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