talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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vagina is talking i cant
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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