i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
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i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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