So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I think people are normalizing furries
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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