okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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