every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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