Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
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My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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